You want to know the secrets don't you! Well I'm not telling. Truth be told the storyline isn't finalized yet. In fact we may never finalize the plot. How does that
make you feel? Good going, now you've hurt our feelings. Well I guess I can tell you a little bit of the story.
But only if you've been good. What's that -- you haven't been good? Oh great, you're making this hard on me.
Let's see...I'll tell you a little bit of the story, but only if...you have ten toes! What's that -- you were in a freak lawn-mower accident and only have 8 toes!?!
Crud. I'll tell you anyway.
It all happened long long ago in a galaxy far far away...crappola, wrong lucasarts game.
...TO BE CONTINUED...